New year’s eve is approaching fast. In a few days, the new year will be here. What better way to send a funny wish full of puns and be witty and original?
What? You ‘re out of inspiration? Worry not!
Here are 100 funny ways to wish a Happy New Year to someone you care about and draw a smile on their face!
1 ♥ However you decide to celebrate the new year, don’t Trump it away with the politics of the season.
2 ♥ I know this year’s been ruff, but that’s no reason not to tweet in joy! Happy new year.
3 ♥ Our puns have been cheesy this year. Let’s hope the cheese is better next year.
4 ♥ I know it’s Nutella my business, but I hope we can taco-bout it soon: what’s your new year’s goal? Happy new year.
5 ♥ Don’t cut the cheese! It’s not new year’s yet. 🙂
6 ♥ I hope your new year is pun-derful.
7 ♥ I hope you’re Darin to go there. Happy new year.
8 ♥ Here’s a new Brandon the new year.
9 ♥ My new year is a lemon. How’s yours?
10 ♥ What time do I go to bed during the new year? Tooth-hurty. Enjoy the new year.
11 ♥ I give you a group hug sandwich. Eat it and enjoy the love in the new year.
12 ♥ I’m Nutell-ing you how to spend your new year – just enjoy it.
13 ♥ Don’t be cheep if you want to enjoy the year – go for it.
14 ♥ Enjoy the enchilada of food in the new year.
15 ♥ Orange you glad it’s not 2015 anymore?
16 ♥ I may not be wicked, but I sure hope a house drops on the new year.
17 ♥ Wort-ch yourself this new year – I hear there’s going to be an uptick in acne.
18 ♥ How punny of me, I got you a pun for New Year’s.
19 ♥ I hope the plastic (water) guns and roses help you this year.
20 ♥ Congratulations! We’ve survived Llamageddon.
21 ♥ Oh no – the Alpacalypse is coming! This year’s going to be a drag.
22 ♥ Don’t slap your neon yet. I haven’t said anything funny.
23 ♥ A toad car is one less problem you need for the new year – I hope it doesn’t happen to you.
24 ♥ Having loads of fun at the dryer this year…how about you?
25 ♥ I have one thing to say to you: if you’re going to be in the clouds this year, don’t forget the thunderwear.
26 ♥ I have aspirin if you get Thor this year.
27 ♥ I hope you don’t find yourself under a rest this year for even a quarter.
28 ♥ If you crush the grape, call me so we can enjoy the wine tears.
29 ♥ Donut change this year – just be yourself.
30 ♥ Don’t get stoned! I like you single.
31 ♥ Go stand in the corner if you get cold this year – they’re 90 degrees.
32 ♥ I’ll give you a check, mate. I expect you not to be a sore loser this year.
33 ♥ Relationships have too friction my tectonic friend. Stay grounded.
34 ♥ I’m not yolking! I hope you have a happy new year.
35 ♥ I wish you have an amaizing year.
36 ♥ A new year can be hawkward, but I know you’ll get through it.
37 ♥ We cod do better this year. I’m not even kidding; we can tuna round our attitude.
38 ♥ If you’ve muffin much to do, I’m wishing you a happy new year’s.
39 ♥ If it hertz a lot, don’t say watt. Just enjoy the new year.
40 ♥ Jules are always good – especially in a new year. I hope you enjoy the free ones.
41 ♥ Forgive my periodic table puns – they’re part of the side effects of my laughing gas (He He He). I hope you enjoy the new year’s.
42 ♥ I know it may feel like I don’t carrot at all, but I honestly do. Have a good year.
43 ♥ I won’t leave you ice-solated this year, but honeydew I really have to wish you a happy new year?
44 ♥ Enjoy this Cumberbatch of cookies – I baked them for the new year.
45 ♥ If you thought this card would be funny, I’m a frayed knot. XD Happy New Year.
46 ♥ Pun intended, I have to keep my ion you this year.
47 ♥ I hope I don’t give you the crepes this year, but here’s to the fun we’ve already had.
48 ♥ There’s myrrh to the story of our friendship this year.
49 ♥ If you mustache me a question, I ask you to shave it for after the new year’s festivities are over.
50 ♥ Did you know the broom swept the nation away? We’ve got little left. Happy new year.
Deep breath! Here are the rest 50 funny New Year wishes!
51 ♥ From my head tomatoes, I wish you a new year full of joy!
52 ♥ Let’s be less NErDy this year. Say, periodically? I hope you enjoy the year!
53 ♥ I’m not an impasta! I’m simply wishing you a happy new year, my friend.
54 ♥ Bird puns are so emusing, aren’t they? I hope you enjoy the new year.
55 ♥ I hope your new year isn’t ruff.
56 ♥ If you’re going out this year, alpaca bag. Enjoy the trip!
57 ♥ If you feel grate, I hope you enjoy the new year.
58 ♥ I find this new year appealing for us potatoes.
59 ♥ I swear I didn’t pick this card on porpoise. I just want to wish you a happy new year.
60 ♥ My friend was arrested for a salt with a deadly weapon. I hope your new year starts better.
61 ♥ I hope you enjoy the Thoreo and Lokit-Kats attached this year.
62 ♥ Call I X I I! I’ve started my pun fever again. Happy new year.
63 ♥ Beware of my cousin Atom this year – he makes everything up. I hope you have a good year.
64 ♥ You say I have bad puns this year? Wait until I barium and find worse ones. Happy new year.
65 ♥ I don’t want to taco ‘bout it, but that night I lost control… I hope you have a better year!
Too funny? – Check out these New Year wishes suitable for anyone on your list, instead!
66 ♥ If you have a vel-crow this year, be weary. They could be the peak of your year.
67 ♥ Go to the apex – it’ll be the peak of your year.
68 ♥ Lettuce know if your year is good!
69 ♥ I hope you find your new year humerus.
70 ♥ I knead to know – did your buns come out well this year? I hope they’re better next year if not.
71 ♥ Oh look at the thyme – it’s 2016!
72 ♥ If you want to live in a castle this year, look out for knight mares. I’m Sirius.
73 ♥ Hashtag is a new game, have you heard? It’s going to be fun.
74 ♥ We really need to ketchup this year.
75 ♥ Spoiler alert! You need more milk. Enjoy the new year.
76 ♥ If you cantaloupe, I won’t be grape.
77 ♥ Loki up in the new year – I’ll be looking forward to it.
78 ♥ Don’t take just one Tudor this year. Enjoy them all.
79 ♥ I didn’t understand why the colors were getting smaller…then it exploded. Happy new year.
80 ♥ Feeling cheesy? Grate! Happy new year.
81 ♥ This year, I’m telling you I’m fondue you. Happy new year.
82 ♥ Let the past brie – it’s a new year.
83 ♥ I’m forever provolone – I hope your year is better.
84 ♥ I’m sorry to puma pants, but I wanted to wish you a happy new year.
85 ♥ In queso I don’t make it, I wish you a happy new year.
86 ♥ I would be lion if I didn’t say I hope you have a good year!
87 ♥ Cello! Stopping by to say happy new year.
88 ♥ Stop causing so much treble – it’s a new year.
89 ♥ If you hear music when you print, the paper’s jammin’. Happy new year.
90 ♥ My puns are never flat – I’m a natural! Have a good new year.
91 ♥ I hope you win the No-Bell prize this year.
92 ♥ I’m a natural, and you’re sharp for noticing. Don’t b-flat this year.
93 ♥ I’m not a lyre when I say have a happy new year’s.
94 ♥ I’m happy you’re not A minor anymore – I hate double time. Happy new year.
95 ♥ I can’t bear it: have a happy new year!
96 ♥ If you want the high Cs, go sailing. Happy new year.
97 ♥ I know it’s nacho problem, but I hope you have a happy new year.
98 ♥ Pun intended, this card is the bomb. Happy new year.
99 ♥ There’s a leek in my boat! Have a good year.
100 ♥ It doesn’t reindeer, but it does rain cats and dogs. Have a happy new year.